Hey, /x/, thought you'd be interested in this;
>Sitting at home on my computer like I am now
>Suddenly computer completely shuts down
>Go to reboot
>Walk into living room
>Mom; "Oh hey Anon when did you get home?"
>"What do you mean?"
>"Ive been in my room this whole time"
>Mom:"No you haven't, I just went into your room to check and saw you weren't home just now. I even called your name; oh I shut off your computer about a minute ago since I thought you were out, I hope you weren't working on anything"
>She would have had to reach through me
Where did I went, /x/? Where?
Oh yeah, it's SUCH a GREAT fuckin' IDEA.
Meanwhile, try cooking that shit, you're gonna get about seven weenies burned, 2 charred all to fuck, and the other six cold in the middle.
You can't keep the fuckin' thing steady over the fire long enough to cook all the hot dogs uniformly. CAN'T BE DONE.
Wow all of you are really shitty and have ADD why can't you just take a thread seriously. It's not about weenies and its not about its a fucking. I'm new and every thread I've been on ends in the same way, no actual points on what OP is talking about. Shit blasters
Sry but i really have no idea what could have happened to you other than a medical condition. But if your memory is well and it did happen like you posted it i'd be scared as fuck if i were you... so sry bro
here is what i think happened to you :
you got a brain lag causing your motherboard to fail, then lost connection to your hard drive, also your processor was temporarily damaged and it made you go somewhere else than your room. After some time and a reboot your motherboard was starting to work correctly but not yet fully so you came to your place of rest to finish booting up (your room) and thats when your processor and hdd start working correctly, as you experience a flash
It's because your post is shit and it's literally more interesting to talk abotu the logistics of weenie package purchase/heat distribution for weenie cooking than it is to talk about whatever stupid shit happened to you.
Want an answer? Here we go:
1. You're making shit up (likely)
2. Your computer had some kind of failure and shut down, plus your mom had a brainfart and was thinking about some other time you left and she shut your computer down.
3. Super spooky alien demons abducted you into a pocket dimension with different time passage and plundered your chungus for sweet, sweet human essence, then sent you back much later (though it was a split-second to you).
If they can't, hope is lost.
It'll be a bigger let down than when that dude thought a crazy homeless murderer was living behind his house in his woods, and posted a shitty video of some naked dude running around behind trees
Check the usual spots. Behind your ears, your neck, your nose, your mouth (teeth, gums, under the tongue) and the rest of your body as well. See if there are any red marks or unusual lumps or markings.
OP, do you recall why you posted the picture you did? Or why you have it to begin with? We need to know more. There may be some kind of memetic element to the rakedog that we're not picking up on yet. Given that it's terribly inefficient as a cooking method, there has to be something more to it.
I-..I dont remember even downloading it, or if I took it or-
It was just there, and it took hold of me. I felt as though I was in a warm embrace of a man sized bun when I overed my mouse over it, my shoes now dirty, and my clothes smelling of campfire smoke, my stomache full.
/ck/ and /sci/ we need your help with how to cook the hotdogs
/sci/ and /g/ we need your help determining what happened to OP's computer and what happened to OP
Personally I believe with the missing time and the electronic malfunction he may have been abducted by extraterrestrials
I dont think the story is saying he hadm issing time, I think its saying his mother went in, and for some reason OP wasnt sitting where he was from her POV, He just didnt exist to her, so she shut off his computer right through him, and he experienced her effect, even though, to him, she didnt exist
I dont think the computer is the issue here, this is more of a trans-dimensional issue
That being said, Windows 8, Ive heard of similar parallel universe related IOS issues
If anyone is too lazy to type one up for /pol/, here's the one I wrote. >>/adv/16423150
There's a current investigation on /x/ about a mystery, may have political connotations. We need your help, so far we have /g/, /ck/, and /sci/ but they're not as politically inclined as you guys are.
So /k/ has revealed that we can indeed cook a roll of hot dogs around the barrel of an automatic weapon, which got me thinking, what if we hooked the rakedog up to a high powered turbine and had it spin above a fire?
Maybe not attack power, as an automatic rifle will, usually inflict more damage than a rake. However, the rake wins out when it comes to cooking time efficiency and cost efficiency, not to mention being able to cook more than one at a time.
Maybe there's a correlation between weenies companies and rake companies? And automatic weapons manufacturers want to get in on it.
So far we've gathered that
>it would be possible with a big fire, thanks /ck/
>able to cook them with a gun barrel, thanks /k/
>its running the Oscar Myer OS, thanks /g/
>possible rake profiteering Jews, thanks /pol/
Anything else so far?
Wouldn't flipping it be more efficient than rotating? Since they're fanned out in a flat shape, rotating it would mean the middle dogs would get even cooking throughout, while side dogs would change between being completely burnt and not receiving any heat.
No ones actually posted a /pol/ thread yet, but we do have some /pol/acks in here.
There's a potential underground war between rake manufacturers and automatic weapons manufacturers, fighting over who's items can cook the most weenies quickly and efficiently.
Jews may be funding one or both sides, selling plastic rakes to the rake side and Nerf guns to the rifle side.
If we've established this is being cooked over a fire, how about setting out an arch of like three fires? Wouldn't that be more fuel-efficient than a huge fire that would cook the middle hot dogs more anyway? With three fires spread in an arch, we could make sure there were three central heat points instead of just one, and even out the heat distribution to the sausages.
Fuck off with this bullshit, I'm being scientific. Of course the earth is round, and yeah it's rotating - but we're ROTATING WITH IT you DUMB FUCK. What, you thought you were the central unmoveable point in the universe, and everything else moved independently of you? GUESS AGAIN DIMWIT. You're LITERALLY just moving along with it.
TL;DFR: rotating the rake is literally autistic.
OP is just posting a ridiculous scenario while getting paid 10 cents a post to shill for hotdogs and their associated brand. I'm not going to bother which of the 8 companies he works for, just know that there's a jew behind it
Have you tried? /his/ here, how do you _really_ know the outcome of an action if you haven't witnessed it personally? Are you dismissing induction as an invalid method of conclusion?
/ck/ here with some cooking tips
1. place hotdogs on rake as OP pictures shows
2. remove wooden handle
3. place rake head + hotdogs in large microwave oven
4. heat for ~2 minutes
Assuming the rake head is made of iron or steel (steel has iron in it), it'll actually make your hotdogs healthier by cooking them with an iron source. Your blood cells use iron to move oxygen around, so it's actually a very necessary food supplement.
>How large is the rake? In centimeters. I need some dimensions.
>I need some dimensions.
>OP got teleported in another dimension
>Mom got abducted by aliens
>OP can't handle this so he makes tulpa of mother
>Mother isn't real, so nobody cooks for OP
>Cooks hotdogs in rake
IT MAKES SENSE!
>I SEE IT ALL SO CLEAR
>Op, this is a coded message to you from future aliens. They have seen the future where you binge on processed rake meat, get cancer and die young. The ayylmao represented this symbolically by causing the time gap experienced by your mother, as she would be the primary experiencer of your death (you not being around to experience it being dead and all).
>they are communicating with you in a language powerful enough to twist the universe
>you must be important to some intergalactic aylmao scheme..
>THIS IS A WARNING OP
>STAY AWAY FROM THE DOGS
>THE UNIVERSE IS AT STAKE
>OP was fapping to gay porn when the mom checked
>erased the fact from her mind so only remembered going to see if he was home
>confused her memory with another time where she shut off your computer
>your computer shut off from virus overload from the gay porn sites
>viruses are the reason it boots so slow
I suggest installing gentoo so the viruses won't work and you can keep browsing gay porn
On the surface, this would appear to be an average /g/entooman...but a denizen of /g/ should know that browser-based exploits and malware can be OS-agnostic.
WHO ARE YOU REALLY? ARE YOU IN LEAGUE WITH HEBREW NATIONAL???
I did some searching on the deepweb and found this.
I have visited many gay porn sites and have come to the conclusion that 90% of the malware on those sites target only mac OS' while the other 10% is all windows
He should be perfectly safe with gentoo, as long as he is not browsing furry material
>Tagline: We answer to a higher authority
who is this higher authority? It's like the jews are just the messengers for this secretive group.
that sounds plausible but TOO much of a coincidence.
the computer suddenly shutting off? normal,happens to me and my dad from time to time,but his mom said that she was in his room at exactly the same time period and his pc shutting off without him telling her about it.
also...WHO WAS PHONE??
The player characters now have hunger points that you must spend in order to go on heists. You replenish them slowly over days or immediately with a microtransaction by going to a restaurant across from your safehouse.
Look i will save you all this hassle.
It was the Jews.
I'd slowly fan the rake back and forth over the fire so that the weenies could all receive equal amounts of heat, flipping the rake to get both sides of the weenies.
also I'd want to make sure the wire tendrils of the rake were not coated with something metallic to make it look shinier because this will poison your food.
Advances made on /pol:
>Not so fast, stopping right there is too soon. Look:
>This is the company that owns the brand and apparently they had some bad times such as:
>1. The Peter Pan Peanut Butter recall
>2. A slim Jim plant explosion
>Factor these incidents into the hotdogs and we might sense something. Something incoherently evil.
>and here the CEO of the company was formerly employed by The Hillshire Brand another hotdog making company!
you were probably in the bathroom and forgot because you did it entirely from muscle memory on autopilot and didnt have to put any concentration into it
I do this thing where I
>go into kitchen for drink
>bring it back to desk
>immediately start shitposting again
>completely forget getting the drink
>notice I'm thirsty again
>think "damn it I need to get up now"
>look over and see theres already a drink on my desk
>feels like I manifested it there just by thinking that I needed it
Only south of the equator, duh...
Clearly the obvious answer is to let your campfire burn down to a uniform bed of coals as wide or wider than your hotdog rake, hold hotdog rake parallel to the ground over coals, rotate 180 degrees occaisionally.
I see...such an out-of-place image as hot dogs on a rake may be a dormant brain attempting to assimilate some outside signal into a rational part of the sensory tapestry. The rakedogs aren't rakedogs at all.
They're matrix disruption signals.
Wait, so the hotdog rake is a metaphor for multiverse theory, the hotdogs represent iterations of a single entity in a state of superposition, couldn't we just cook one and quantum entanglement would handle the rest?
This is an imageboard, IMAGE being the keyword.
Posting a thread with an image of wieners means said thread is about wieners.
If you want to talk about something related to the rest of the OP, include a relevant pic.
Mfw this is the most coordentated i have ever seen this site
And it started by some skitzo with a hungry hillbilly pic
Also where the fuck is OP? Did he get rakedogged by a glitch?
Multinational corporations are actually behind this? How far up did this order come down from?
It really says something about the amount of subtle shilling for products on this website as a whole.
I believe the reason for my extradimensional UFO encounter was an attempt to stop future me (Now present me) from making this thread and setting off a chain reaction the deepweb has never seen before and unlocking major conspiracies
>OP was a manifestation of 4chan's collective unconcious.
Could the number of weiners be the number of boards that will end up helping with this?
Is the rake 4chan?
What does EA have to do with all this?
The weiners are now the equivalency of the Bill Cipher wheel symbols. All will be foretold. Each wiener for each board.
/v/ here, we've made a discovery on the Battlefront 2 cover art. We've discovered the Disney logo hidden in the stars.
I think I found something else! Does anyone know braille? I think they were trying to warn us.
But cooling the components means moving the heat out of the components. If you had the weiners above the computer that heat would be transferred to the weiners, thus cooking them
I patented the design.
But only use certified Hebrew National hotdogs for this. Because only they belong to the oven.
Would using a toaster help this cause at all?
/pol/ confermed jews (they are the wurst)
/ck/ confermed connected to canver
/biz/ confremed to raise rake stocks sending the monetery system into colapse
/k/ confermed new type of plasma weapon
/v/ confermed the hotdog overlords have become in the highest level of technological gaming with connections to area 51
/g/ confermed more tests needed
i gota say im proud /x/philes
We could get rakedogged in the rake pit if they find us
>Quantum entangle wienies using advanced rake technology to prevent interference
>Move half of the entangled wienies across the galaxy to the Reptilian Jew planet, using Hebrew National as the front company to secretly distribute quantum entangled hot dogs to the entire US population (all beef kosher dogs are healthier for you goyim!)
>Using the rake as a signal receiver connected to all kosher hot dogs in the world, Jewish reptile overlords can secretly spy on every wiener loving household in America
>Secretly send indecipherable coded messages to hot dog rake receivers, broadcasting subliminal pro-Jewish brainwashing to everybody whose ever eaten an entangled wiener
>Signals can't be distinguished from random quantum noise, so they'll never be caught
>Soon the entire world will be brainwashed by Hebrew National Jew Reptile Aliens
Truly we live in the end times
You can bet your god damned life on the jews being involved in this.
You can bet your god damned life on oreimo which is shit. Like this thread.
Hypothetically speaking, what if an electrical component on the computer had direct interaction with charged photons from solar flares causing it to basically operate as an electromagnet. It could then create an emf field to distortion gravity and with that potentially the field of view around it as well. But then you would definitely be seeing more hard drive failure. Just rambling thoughts...
WAIT WAIT WAIT
>/v/ discovered that some stars in the Battlefront cover art resemble a Lambda and a 3
>the jews are roasting german people because they were the wurst to them
>the protagonist of HL is someone who's fighting for the continuation of his species
HALF LIFE UNIVERSE IS THE DIRECT CONSEQUENCE OF THE IMMIGRANT WAVE PROMOTED BY MERKEL
Just after I posted this, I saw the really good one with the wizard hat and everything. I have shamed this thread.
On another note
may have found a link between the way we cook weenies and how long ayylmaos could potentially have been here.
GUYS GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND
>We present here an analysis of the rest-frame optical through mid-infrared SEDs for a large sample of these so-called "hot, dust-obscured galaxies" (Hot DOGs).
OP wasn't talking about hotdogs. He was talking about hot, dust-obscured galaxies. Which leads us back to the aliens.
It aint jews. It's aliens.
So is it Jews, or is it aliens? Or is it both? Or are they both the same? Or.... or is there currently an intergalactic war between aliums and jews which somehow involves hotdogs? While using only rakes (and the occasional riffles)?
Tell me /x/ I'm confused
Can you link me to the /s4s/ thread?
World War 2 is modern history
Hitler was the leader of the Germans during World War 2
Hitler knew he was fighting the aliens.
The alien mods are scared of /his/
I missed on a couple hours, but
OP was removed from reality by alien-Jews who have been here since the 1800s, running an underground war between assault rifle manufacturers and rake manufacturers, pitting them against each other in a vicious battle to see which one is better at cooking hot dogs. Hitler was the first person to realise the Jews were aliens and tried to stop them and save the human race. He failed.
> tfw /his/ secretly loves Hitler more than /pol/
Wait. WAIT. WAIT.
Hitler never died. His mind is an AI that protects /his/ from the alien Jew mods deleting the thread.
Yeah, but most people would probably use an old dirty one, most people don't even open the public bathroom door with a paper towel. People don't know how many people don't wash their hands. Hell some even pretend to wash but just put some water on their fingers and wipe it off without even using soap.
Me (16927671) again, What I ment was most people don't even open the public bathroom door with a paper towel from the inside when leaving, and hell, some of those fuckers who don't wash their hands even go to great lengths to contaminate the OUTSIDE door handle as well, by closing the door while holding the handle on the outside so you're sure to catch some of their jizz...
I will start using this in every day speech on 4chan.
Let's coin this term right here right now:
guys the picture. pgp their messengers. using every phone tablet and computer on the planet. trying to calculate the prime number that shows the end of pi. they need this to get back out of the program before it is written.. a test of sorts.