Wicca is powerful magic. It leaves marks on the spellweavers who practice it. The following are the most prevalent witches' marks.
*Youthful appearance. Most wiccans, likely through the use of their Magick, take on the countenance of a girl in her teens. They often take extra steps to maintain this ruse, in the form of homunculi or ensorcelled adults kept in their household and used as servants, while maintaining an elaborate roleplay to the public as though they were the witches parents. On occasion it's a father and a mother, but usually it's just the mother - they only really need one, so often just maintain the appearances of a single parent household.
*Changes in hair color. The Magick seems to actually alter the color of the hair of the witch. Shades of pure black or red, similar to that of mundane women who dye their own hair the first time achieve.
*Morbid Obesity. The power of wiccans Magick innundates their bodies, expanding them from the inside out. If you ask them what they eat, you will be shocked - the more powerful the wiccan, and thus the heavier, the healthier the diet they will profess to eat.
*Compulsion to wear tacky jewelery. Rings, earrings, facial piercings, cheap, tacky necklaces, all sorts of things. Generally of cheap metals, silver at the most, with stones of little to no actual value. Crystals are common but opaque stones of bright/eye catching colors are the norm.
*An excessive love for incense and scented candles far beyond that of the average girl in her teens and twenties. Upon seeing their candle menagerie, one might assume that they are trying to mask the odor of their unwashed, bloated bodies, or the pizza boxes under their bed, or the poorly maintained litterbox of their familiar (it will look like a cat and have a florid, overly serious name), but scented, colored candles are powerful tools in ritual Magick.
Please sisters and brothers, if I have left off anything, speak up!
Look i saw some wicca girl describe a love spell ritual here once and let me tell you I got scared.
The shit is they dont know the theory but they don't need to, and women are the ones to generally have a more intuitive understanding of this bizzness. And that she had, she understood ritual better than i do, and i've been reading occult stuff for years.
And yeah i wouldn't want to be on the "target" end of any of that shit. Honest.
>Most wiccans, likely through the use of their Magick, take on the countenance of a girl in her teens
Most. Some of the truly powerful radiate the power of womanhood and the strength of being a single mother (because why keep one man when you can choose any, when you want, how you want?) so strongly that even the strongest glamour cannot hide it. These mighty witches show the counteance of a middle aged woman, however still, the other marks, the dyed hair, excessive jewelery, and familiar (especially in the form of cats), collection can be taken to even more extreme levels.
Not all witches bear all marks, but most at least a few.
It's cute when people think wiccans do anything other than complain about gmos fogging up their auras and all that bullshit. It's cuter still when you tell them that their silly ideas have only been around since the 60's and are just a bastardized version from other silly "i canz do magics noaw mom" ideas. Wiccans are new agers that didn't get the memo.
>*Morbid Obesity. The power of wiccans Magick innundates their bodies, expanding them from the inside out. If you ask them what they eat, you will be shocked - the more powerful the wiccan, and thus the heavier, the healthier the diet they will profess to eat.
does this make me the opposite of wiccan?
Did you hear that whoosh going over your head? That was the point. You missed it entirely. I hope English is not your first language.
So they LOOK like a teen-ager but they are really 48 and overweight. 2 things - 1) I've never seen a youthful looking overweight person. 2)I love how Wicca is the ONLY religion that have overweight dysfunctional people in it.
Good Job OP, you look like an ass with this post...keep it up...mr 12 year old...
Can someone explain why Wicca is so hated? I don't know much about it (admittedly) and all I ever really see is shit like OP where its just childish namecalling
For what I can tell its just flower child witchcraft
Mainly because of the people it attracts.
It's mostly special snowflakes who are either-rebelling on their religious parents or- middle-aged women who have 'found magicjks' after getting divorced from their long suffering husbands
>It's mostly special snowflakes who are either-rebelling on their religious parents or- middle-aged women who have 'found magicjks' after getting divorced from their long suffering husbands
As opposed to /x/ which is mostly special snowflakes who are either-rebelling on their religious parents or- teenage males who have 'found magicjks' after getting rejected repeatedly by females
See this >>16926280
I'm guessing you bear most of those marks listed in the original post and are smarting with butthurt about being called out for being a either a pathetic self important little girl or pathetic middle aged unmarriable tragedy of a human being.
Blessed be, sweetie. Blessed be.
Lol is that really how you see /x/? Cus you realize you're here too right?
Look from my experience, a lot of wiccans are like that.. I'm not saying they all are but maybe if you won't even admit that then you might fall into the snowflake group
/x/ bags on Wicca because despite their alleged interest in scary films and video games what really terrifies them is anything having to do with females in any role other than sexual fantasy object.
How dare you try to claim wicca for one gender. Wiccans believe in the energy of both the feminine and the masculine. Please check your prejudice, bigot.
Those are strong words, internet tough guy. Come at me, say that to my face. Come down to salem, call me out. I dare you.
Yeah. I didn't think so.
That's what a real woman looks like. And you better hope she's a white witch, because if she practices black Magick you are going to find yourselves in a world of hurt. Men don't even know what real hurt is, not like any girl who has ever been betrayed by a man or mocked by one, I pity you and what could be coming your way.
Its sugar coated thelema with some pseudo-celtic seasoning. That traces back to a guy who wanted a context to legitimize his extramarital affair. If all magick fags are role players then wiccan`s are the magical realm douche bag who always inserts his fetish into the campaign. They also routinely piss off the other kids on the playground by having no fucking clue what they are doing when it comes to magick/spirituality while claiming authority .
I don't remember, lol. Something about free will and such [spoiler]you probably call it speshul snoflaking, but I am okay with it[/spoiler] It's all ruined by their retarded rituals and typical cult hierarchy anyway. I guess freeform variant is less retarded but I cannot find any info about practitioners - web is filled by "official" organizations.
I`m not sure I consider the wiccan stance of " do what you want unless it even mildly upsets me somehow" counts as free will. Also counter intuitively the hierarchies are even stronger outside of the "official organizations " as you put it.
I pissed off some middle aged, fat, dyed hair wiccan in Glastonbury because I took the piss out of the common rocks she was selling in plastic bags and calling spells a little too loudly. I went back about a year later and she saw me at a coffee shop and came over to imply she had put a spell on me or some shit.
Joke was on her because my life was already fucked.
Haha, OP, very funny.
Yeah, some Wiccans are internet troll fodder. But others are powerful, psychic and know their shit.
For instance, my Dad is a fundie christian and he had his panties in a wad a while back because a Wiccan lady put a curse on hid friends' house for trying to proselytize her kid. He said her house was covered in flies for two weeks and nothing they could do would make them go away lol. (He was freaking the fuck out too when he told me saying "Be careful, anon! The Devil is real and he's out there waiting to devour us!")
If you're into serious magick, you're going to be looking down on people doing kitchen witch stuff.
If you're a Satanist, you're going to look down on people doing the G-rated version of what you're doing. What with their "only use magic for good" attitude, they want to rebel against the Christian norm but they don't want to be TOO edgy.
And as >>16926280 said, it appeals to special snowflake types. Feminist-approved is a bad thing. OP is only exaggerating a little about the dyed hair, piercings, lots of cheap bling, and perfume abuse. They are, in the main, people with major personal issues that they're trying to sit on rather than improve.
Also worth pointing out, anytime a person looks too much something, like they're wearing a costume, that's what it is: a costume.
>>16925361 >>16926370 >>16926425
these people are obviously LARPing.
tl;dr people dislike Wiccans for the same reason they hate on tumblr. Not all wiccans are faggot roleplayers, but enough of them are to have tainted the brand.
Seriously, look up Christian Day Warlock. He looks like he's LARPing to any sane person, but nope. This is how he walks around Salem, or used to, before his attention grabbing behavior crossed the line, and business owners got fed up and started taking civil action, and soon after law enforcement started noticing.
Tell yourself that. My wife and I spend a month a year in our cabin in the backwoods of Northern Maine. I've seen her go full on bushgirl, but she never grew a stache. Nor did my first wife. If you think all women are hairy fucking apes like you, you are deluding yourself. What are you, lebanese?
>What are you, lebanese?
No, I am only attracted to men, not other women.
All mammals have hair, including dolphins, though they lose it pretty quick after being born.
I like how these fat ugly hairy cunts are bending over backwards trying to say that all women are as hairy as them. Sorry bitches, some are hairier than others. Even post menopause, not all women sprount the disgusting facial hair you have to look at in the mirror every day. But keep telling yourself its normal.
It's amazing how blatant sarcasm eludes so many on this board.
Lebanese, mexican, mediterranean, balkan, arab - hirsute women are characteristics of most of the mud races. Thank god for northern European/Russian/Northern Chinese and Japanese women.
Wait a minute, have we met? Dude, I didn't mean to break your heart. That's why I stopped talking to you. You too young to understand. But, thank you for thinking I look really young. I'm really sorry.
In this thread: angsty teenage girls and unattractive middle aged women who cling desperately to a new age scam are butthurt over being called out for being such, or so ignorant they don't even realize how ridiculous they look and why we're laughing our asses off at how spot on the OP's observations about wiccans are.
Sorry, it's just a random picture of a fat girl with shitty jewelery I picked up off of a google search for something like "fat wiccan tumblr" or the like. Seriously. It was just an image of a typical tumblrina in her teens to twenties who looked especially appropriate for ridicule.
LMAO Etsy! So true. Everything the fat ass shut in blessed bees need in one stop.
Scented Candles: Check
New Age Shit: Check
Loser crafted shit jewelery: Check
And the middle aged ones don't even have to powerup their hoverrounds (modern witches have forgone the broom for travel, and instead choose the powerful Magick of the heavy duty power scooter) to do their shopping.
I almost wish some loon would take all this to heart and go out perpetrating atrocities as a witchfinder.
I just want to see some deranged 90lb fedora tipper dressed up in capotain and trenchcoat, being hauled away by the cops because he was dunking edgy teen wiccans in the local duck pond.
I swear to my gods this would make my fuckin week!
I am the O.P. and were this to happen I would feel as thought my life truly meant something, that I had achieved a work of art rivalling the greatest of Beethoven, Rembrandt, Shakespeare, or Dostoyevsky.
>mfw it turns out that Tumblrinas are actually witches
They're the easiest demographic to sell shit too. They are ignorant, fuckle, easily swayed by imagery, and have far more money to spend than males of the same age, as generally they're spending their own money (if on the rare chance they are employable), their parents' and their pathetic loser boyfiend's on whatever crap catches their dull, empty eyes. So Wicca, and any other new age shit that tells them they are special, unique snowflakes because they bleed like clockwork just makes them scream TAKE MY (MY PARENTS' MY BOYFRIEND'S, MY GOVERNMENT WELFARE) MONEY NOW!.
I'm gay. Deal with it. Women are fucking worthless parasites. Even those who call themselves lesbians. (Protip: A woman who calls herself a lesbian is just too unattractive to get sex from a man. And straight men have no fucking standards, so that's pretty fucking unattractive. Women who call themselves bi are either gay, but willing to take a dick for wealth or power/promotions or a straight girl trying to sound kewl, or ... in the vary rare case, actually bisexual - they're all trash though. Parasites and poison on society)
Come on man, admit it - look at even your best female friends objectively. They're not intellectually inferior to the average guy, but morally they are reprehensible. I honestly think the only reason they are more socially forward on lgbt issues than straight men in general is because it's fashionable for them to be so.
My female friends generally are much better off intellectually and are as equally moral as my male friends. Maybe I'm just blessed.
>I honestly think the only reason they are more socially forward on lgbt issues than straight men in general is because it's fashionable for them to be so.
But fashionable why? How does it benefit their gender?
And fags are just hateful violent beta-males. I wouldn't be throwing any stones in that glass house of yours.
Fun fact: Fags and dykes have the highest rate of domestic violence, at least twice as high as straight couples.
>The point is if you're still a Wiccan past the age of 21 you probably have some sort of brain damage.
As someone who has had to deal regularly with 40+ year old wiccans (a charming duet of multiple failed marriage skags with multiple bastard children each renting my guest house) brain damage doesn't even begin to cover it. My wife is Irish (as in born in Ireland) and constantly assume she needs to be liberated from the evils of Catholicism forced upon her by the evil patriarchy (because they seem to assume that all irish are secretly oppressed druids. My daughter who probably should be rebelling and embracing this stupid shit thankfully despises them even more, so I guess I'm grateful for that.
So, have you guys ever heard the psychics and empaths tend to put on weight? I've read this in books which were over 75 years old. Dion Fortune used to talk about it. With some digging, it appears to be a genuine issue, or at least a belief. I'm sure it will be readily apparent why in the simplest sense. But also, I've found myself that one way to shut down negative vibes--say, upon waking from a terrible nightmare--is to simply eat and drink a little.
A little, I said, not a lot; but if you are very sensitive, it's easy to see how you could become unconsciously addicted to stuffing yourself to shut down your psychic centers for a while. I think that proper training in how to do that without external aid is very important.
The stuff about fat psychics/witches always surrounding themselves with cats is another point I've actually seen discussed here. And I think there's truth to the idea that cats can shield a sensitive from nasty energy. In fact, I think dogs do the same thing, but dogs being generally more pricey and labor-intensive pets, cats just get the job more often by default.
I once lived in a duplex with a full-blooded wolf next door. She was the most psychic and protective animal ever. She decided I was all right after a couple of encounters and bonded with me. Soon I felt very protected by her as well--both literally and in more esoteric ways. That was years ago, and realizing as I do that she must be dead now always makes me sad.
Anyway--I know this was a troll/joke thread, but you reminded me about all this.
The second isn't me and I truly dgaf about sexual fantasy or whatever. I skimmed that post because it didn't interest me so whatever.
But the one I said 'bingo' to basically true of a lot of nerdly types, which includes those who parade their pseudo-Wicca around like their Doctor Who fandom or their bronyism.
You know the type, no doubt.
Such people generally aren't hateful though, I will give them that.
Pity this forum has no IDs as it definitely feeds trollage. And it's funny as fuck when people samefag in forums which do have IDs, feeling all clever.
>So, have you guys ever heard the psychics and empaths tend to put on weight?
I think "psychic" experiences correlate with low testosterone (women tend to be more spiritual, empathizing, etc.) and low testosterone makes it easier to gain weight and harder to lose it.
>females in any role other than sexual fantasy object
But Wicca is all about sex. It was created by a womanizing hippy to help him get laid (that's a crass oversimplification of what his motives were, but it's not exactly untrue).