>>16932244 It really matters how much effort and time you put into reanimating them. The corpse's brain puts no amount of intelligence into the servant, so how decayed the corpse is doesn't really matter for competence. Zombies have less of a habit of falling apart on the job, but god they smell like shit. >>16932245 Only twice, and only after reanimating.
>>16932267 Yes, skeletons can walk. They are a bit shaky and loosely moving, although less so if you put more time into the resurrection. The reason for that is because human skeletons have some holes and spaces in them to allow movement, so they're held together with magic that makes their joints sort of floaty.
>>16932360 They've got a sort of "battery" of magic. Once it runs out, they start draining from you directly. It can get taxing if you have a lot of them, but I usually don't need my servants that long in the first place. >>16932333 Real life I wish it were an RP game, some games make necromancy look a lot cooler than it turned out to be.
>>16932393 When I was a kid, I wanted to be a robot. You know, dumb kid shit. But I eventually realized that robots live forever, and that's pretty cool. I also realized immortality technology like that probably won't come in my lifetime, and so I decided to instead focus on becoming a lich so I can live forever.
>>16932456 Oh, sorry to have misinterpreted your question. My dad was a wizard, and he kept all of his shit in journals in his basement. Turns out he knew some necromancy, so I made off with all he had on the subject.
>>16932454 Here's a photo of my favorite minion >>16932475 I don't know who Ivan is. >>16932480 If you mean how to perform it, trade secret and such. I have learned, however, that it's a lot less evil than advertised. I was kind of a dick before I started, so not much changed about me really. Maybe it'll be different when I'm a lich though. Oh, also, preserving bodies for minions is REALLY important. Dry bones snap easily and fall apart, and zombies smell really awful. Mummification is the way to go.
>>16932490 I'm not quite sure, it was a long time ago. Someone bought his house a few years back and I'm sure they wouldn't just let me come in and go in their basement, that is if the shit my dad wrote is still even down there. I do wish I'de grabbed a bit more than I was looking for, though. He had a gold mine down there and I just capitalized on necromancy rather than all the other shit. >>16932494 Why would he be after me? I didn't kill his wife or some shit, and I'm sure as hell not locked up and chained in his house.
>>16932517 Boohoo, muh dead bodies and souls. The people are already fucking dead, crybaby. The worst that could be done to them has already been done. What's the matter with making their bodies do some housework? Is the CIA gonna bust down my door and arrest me for it?
>>16932572 Don't be afraid of what people say. There's nothing evil about necromancy, it's just stigmatized because keeping bodies in the ground is what normal people like to do. You won't turn evil or into an old withered man or anything. The worst thing to fear is diseases from bodies, which can be prevented by proper bodily protection. There's also the stench of dead humans, which is significant but you get used to it. That's about all there is to be afraid of. I'd say the biggest tip I can give is, don't get too invested in the idea of "abominations". Flesh golems seemed really fun at first but they take so long to make and they do so little more than a normal dead thrall that it's just not worth it. If you wanna dig up someone you hated and give them the head of a pig or something, though, it's a good way to desecrate bodies. >>16932583 Someone's jealous that he won't be given eternal life any time soon. Get working now and maybe you'll be a immortal before you're 70.
its fantasy not real stop stop it just stop please fucking stop
years from now youre going to think back and go 'wow, i really just pretended to be a wizard, and got a bunch of schizophrenics to believe me and ask me questions about wizardry' and youre going to feel bad.
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