Hey /x/, I want to ask you about some weird shit my boyfriend does. The way he describes it and the way it looks, it seems like some sort of magic/religious thing, but I can't find anything on it.
> Boyfriend has a small garden in his basement.
> About 12/x12 area, like a large sandbox, filled with dirt from his place of birth.
> Perfectly manicured grass and a small oak tree he's practically bonzai'd at this point.
> It's like 4-5 feet tall.
> He sits/lays in it and meditates in it.
> He's obsessive about caring for it and spending time around it.
> Says it clears his mind, helps him remain peaceful, gain insight.
> Says it connects him to the earth.
I don't understand this ritual/what he's trying to achieve. Any ideas?
Do you ever see him water the grass? I'd look on every blade for some semen. Chances are he's trying to grow demonic grass using his own semen. These so called zen gardens are responsible for thousands of missing persons, so if he's doing this near you I'd run away. Ask him what he's trying to summon a grass succubus for.
He's obviously possessed by an elder shaggoth. It's to late to save him, the only thing you can do is break up with him and move out. Now quickly before it's to late for you. just leave and never talk to him again. He'll be much happier that way.
It sounds like he is condemning himself to an eternity of torment. If you love him, you will save him. Wait until he is sleeping and then cut his throat. Once he has bled out, open his belly with a shard of obsidian, and remove his intestines. At the stroke of midnight, dance about his garden shouting "[his full name] is not for you" while strewing his diced intestines around yourself.
This is the only way to save him from his mistake.
I don't understand why you'd mock me for caring about the spiritual well being of my boyfriend.
Demon worship is insidious. It starts out small and comfortable, maybe even cute and fun, like a Ouija board. Once it's got a hold of you though it destroys your life.
He's meditating now, but what if he starts taking naps there, and lets them into his dreams, and they start fucking him up?
Show a picture of the garden or else you are roleploying
meditate on this image and you'll find the answers you seek.
DAMN BITCH WHY YOU GOTTA BE OVER-THINKING EVERY DAMN THING YOUR MAN DOES SO WHAT IF A NIGGA WANNA SIT IN A GARDEN FOR A HOUR HE PROLLY TRYNA GET AWAY FROM YOUR INCESSANT RANTING AND CHRISTIAN BULLSHIT; HE PROLLY TRYNA MEDITATE ON THE BEST WAY TO LEAVE YOUR ASS IF THE WAY YOU POSTED IS ANYTHING LIKE YOUR NORMAL PSYCHE
GO SMOKE A JOINT YOU PARANOID ASS BITCH
Not being accepted by edgy scientists doesn't make anything less real. Faggot.
He's relaxing, as him what gets out if in a non accusative non confrontational way. Word for word, ask him "So do you meditate down there or what?" Smile and giggle right away. Maybe join him, if he's not a depressed person in general then he's fine, maybe you can join him some day.
Man, a demon comes in here, they're gonna see three Mandela effect threads, turn around and walk right back out. "That place doesn't need any help from me," they'll mutter before going to find something that doesn't make their skin itch so much.
>Implying that "rational mind" isn't born from humanity's rationalizations because of fear, desire and butthurt and is the only true guide for humanity
Call me a roleplayer. But rationality is an illusion. But you're so invested in those false gods like logic and rationality, you will not accept that it's just an illusion. Better off calling me a roleplayer and a retard. You will do that, won't you?
Do you have an attractive friend or sister? One day, when he's arriving home from somewhere, time it so that he'll catch you making out with her while sitting in his garden. Have your hands down each others' pants and be moaning ecstatically.
He'll never be able to meditate there again. He'll be too aroused by the memory.
holy shit you're tripping
he said he just meditates there and feels more connected to the Earth-- you know, his birth and death place, the place you will be fucking rotting in.
maybe he does it to get away from your hyper-analyzing of his every action and figures if he does nothing you'll shut the fuck up
but here you are so i guess even that doesn't sate your need to focus on anyone else's life but your own for God-forbid, an hour of your day.
I'm trying to imagine the type of woman who is behind this thread, and she deserves all the hate she's getting. She's one of those head-strong-always-wrong bitches that make life difficult for everyone around her.