Okay /x/ I've got a series of very serious questions I need answering.
Can you really sell your soul to the devil?
Would it be possible to sell it for powers akin to a vampire, imortality, hypnotism etc.
If not what is the most you can sell your soul for?
Im sick of the way my life is at the moment, no money, girlfriend just left me, no future what-so-ever. I want something big and grand.
Well, there's a short and long answer for that. The short answer would be yes, you can sell your soul, but usually, the price you ask for will come with highly significant downsides. Mainly the fact that you won't find anyone who you can relate to or whatever else.
Honestly OP? I think you're depressed and need to stop being a massive fucking pussy. Instead of trying to find an easy way out like becoming a supernatural entity so that you're "different", why don't you try moving on from your girlfriend and getting money?
If you want something big and grand, your soul probably isn't worth it anyway.
Im working on becoming a comic book artist, its tough as fuck to get into and the money for starting artists isnt good, i have £40 to get me to january, im probably depressed but i refuse to get help, i dont need it, ill survive, i just want something exiting and fun to get me out of this state of mind
Yes. It's a bad deal though. It's like selling the car for gas money. It's like selling your capacity for joy for something you reckon you might enjoy.
1. Why do you think your soul is worth what you're asking for it?
2. Shitty life is temporary and can be fixed with some creativity. Soul-selling is supposed to be permanent and may be irreversible.
3. You will probably get bargained/tricked out of what you're asking for and end up being a pawn for someone's agenda (spirits are very intelligent and can influence your thought patterns making you think their ideas are yours)
4. How are you even going to make contact with "The Devil"? Just draw a pentagram on the floor like you saw on TV that one time and say, "Hey Debbil! It's me, random person, come and buy my soul!" and believe whatever the first asshole that shows up says?
There's no reason for anyone not to. It's simple,if you didn't want to get impaled you shouldn't have came with a fucking sword on someone else's land .
Also he cleaned up all the criminals xd. Every time we have elections tens of thousands get their votes canceled because they voted vlad the impale. -pic related
Now THIS Vlad III Draculesti is one bad motherfucker that knew how to deal with filthy, child-raping, murderous Mudslimes.
He SHOULD be touted as a savior of Europe, and his spirit should be invoked today by every European today in a battle to win back their continent from the MIddle Eastern death culture.
>nailed turbans to the heads of Turkish emissaires
>ambushed, defeated, and impaled over a 1000 Turkish cavalrymen
>killed 24000 Turks in Bulgaria
>ambushed and killed 15000 Turkish soldiers and sent Turkish sultan back across the Danube in defeat
All those self-hating, socialist, European femme-bois that are encouraging the disintegration of Western culture don't deserve to even lick Vlad's boots clean
You forgot 2 questions. Does the devil exist and do souls exist. So,you can sell your soul to anyone willing to buy it. No,it's not real, but people buy imaginary things all the time. They're called derivatives and they caused the housing market bubble and financial collapse. Anyway, so anyone can buying your soul, but they have to actually agree to it. It doesn't matter if the devil exists because he can't be found and thus you can never sell anything to him.
The closest you can come is just stop caring. Do bad things. Find an old lady alone at night and rob her. You get what you want and you do something for the theoretical devil. I'd rather you're just kill yourself because you sound like an awful person. You seem lazy, you can't deal with reality, you want an easy way out when there's a million other people suffering just as much as you but are more deserving of a better life, and you want to sell your soul to the king of evil for nothing but your own personal benefit. I don't know how you ever had a girlfriend.
I am trying to make you feel like shit but don't really kill yourself. Just be more responsible, more reasonable, and more caring about other people. I'm just so tired of little bitches like you. You're worse for society than any drugs, but not as bad as most politicians.
Your soul is your consciousness. I assume that heaven is accomplished by copy/pasting your consciousness into the Matrix/Heaven. I assume that Satan/Hades/Lucifur/etc would not actually find purpose with your soul/consciousness, but with your soulless body. Once Satan has removed your you-ness from your body he will be able to use his telepathic ability(works just like the internet) to control your body and use it to serve his agenda/birth the anti-Christ, etc. Of course, he may be able to possess still-conscious bodies, although they'll be quite a challenge since it would be inhabited. Basically, if you trade your soul you are literally selling yourself and you'll most likely die. If you do succeed in contacting Satan however, tell me how it's done. I have some stuff I'd like to discuss with the guy.
The US is pretty awful at the moment, yes, but they used to kill Mudslimes very well and with no fucks given.
The good news is that US policy could turn BACK to murdering Mudslimes Vlad-style pretty quickly with a new President and some new people in the US Congress. I fear that Europe will never be able to cleanse all the socialists and Mudslime apologists out of power.
It's pretty depressing actually.
yes i'm aware that his brother was held as a political hostage of the Turkish sultan and ass raped into becoming a notorious race traitor
notice that Radu doesn't have any fucking statues or memorials
>hardly a hero, more of a sociopath and psychopath. killed his own people too and poor people.
Seriously starting to get tired of foreigners implying what he was to whom he was . Maybe he was that to you but in my country he's a national hero just ask well you know 90% of the fucking population
What a fucking pussy.
waaaah im so depressed help me
no i dont want help im so strong ok
ill just sell my soul i guess idk
You dumb pathetic shit. Get off your ass and do something with your life.
theres a few things to consider OP. if you could wouldnt every one. why arent things that go bump in the night around every corner?
either (a) you cant or (b) most peoples souls are not even worth the time it would take to do the deal and your probably no different
its not what he was to us, his behaviour was that of a madman. simple. it also goes to show how poorly educated your people may be. youre sick and tired of the whole world pointing out the truth and correcting you and your brainwashing is having difficulty in dealing with that.
Because living in the now is so bad? Because the feeling of "poor me I need a gf should worship satan and sell my soul" is going to imply a healthy relationship. Chicks like dudes who have it together naturally
And like having all the money is going to fill the hole and solve the questions and capacity of human existence. Money doesn't even exist it is a bunch of numbers discrediting the trade value
It is a slip of paper
It has no meaning
It is false
Just like material reality
oh right, the ethnocentric armchair historian decides who's a hero and who's a villain. Like Richard the Lionheart is a great hero despite Limassol and 50 other places he massacred across euroasia during an agressive jihad to liberate a crusty old city, right? and alexander the great is a hero of course because he's from the west and embodies those values, but genghis khan is a madman.
vlad III did what was necessary at the time to defend his lands from an empire that had all of western europe shitting in their pants. had he and cetrain other eastern european leaders not been there you'd all be praying to allah now.
>mfw people actually buy into western propaganda.
The forest of spikes was just an ingenious way to rattle an army fifty times his size, idiot. It's how warfare was done at the time.
it's Dracula:The Company of monsters.
1/5 as a preview
Thanks. I live in third world European shithole(which ironically is also know for vampires) with no way to buy this. I hope it will be on torrents desu
it's 12 issues long so i'm not posting it here. you can probably find it on torrent sites or just buy it
that's not how you impale people. You shove the tip of the wood spear in their anuses and then you fix it to the ground so gravity can finish the job slowly.
I hate hipster impalers, seriously
Were there vampires before Dracula?
And obviously Dracula is the product of cheap literature... from a esoteric point of view vampires are not even real in the spiritual way of seeing reality LOL.
People stop with this bullshit ;). Please.
vampires go back thousands of years before dracula. if you're asking in a literary sense, yes. there was Carmilla and before that there was Varney and some others. In the middle ages the prefered term was Revenant though and the arabs called them the Ghul
yeah, you can sell your soul! waste your life watching t.v! never meditate, never appreciate nature! he's gotchu! make sure to drink yourself to a coma every weekend too! be dumb as fuck and there you go! reduced to nothing but a beast! 666, yeah!