Am I the only one convinced argonians from the Elder Scrolls series are just a clever ploy created by the illuminati to familiarize potential cattle with lizard folk to make more docile or accepting animals out of us for them to feed on?
In all actuality would a lusty khajit maid have been hotter? Well played lizards.. weebs already blow loads to cat girls on the daily. You did right by targetting people with snake fetishes and repressed dragon dildo desires.
I'm just saying if they use all forms of media to brainwash us then why the fuck wouldn't they do it with a video game? And why would they try and make a race so easy to feel sympathy for? Even in Morrowind your first quest is to rescue some argonian slaves.
Yall niggas adequately brainwashed if you can't see what they're trying to do and habituate you to getting into the idea of liking these bitches.
Everyone mad at this thread either plays an argonian or have jacked it to the argonian maid story I bet.
Okay faggot and you dont find it strange that in skyrim you main a character who supposedly "has the soul of a dragon"? You have got to be kidding me.
Lizard people are literally showing you their face and you refuse to.acknowledge it because "muh fantasy rpg"
Don't run when they come knocking on your door trying.to invite you to willing sgroll back to their holding pins.
so when whoever came up with the lore for the game was writing down his ideas, illumanti came in and was: "feature lizard humanoid"?
or how do u imagine the illumanti did it? they threatened to kill the writer if he didn't add lizard or what dude? cause its not like the illumanti knew how big elder scrolls was gonna get. or did they make the entire game? or just add in the lizards and then made the game popular somehow?
The game was rigged from the start. Lizard people have always been a part of the lore because the illuminati is integrated into every ounce of media. Eveb before they knew they would get big they said "fuck it include lizard folk anyway because if it does get big we wont even have to.try to sabotage the design"
Open your mind.
They dont have to knock down peoples doors and make demands when it's easier just to help them design the structure
>In all actuality would a lusty khajit maid have been hotter?
Then this would be a "PROOF of MKULTRA sex kitten programming" thread. What do you want? Stop asking stupid questions.
Dude, I don't even like the argonians, I think they're objectively the worst of the ten playable races.
But this is some serious bullshit you're spouting ITT. Indeed the aforestated fact proves just that.
Go take your fucking meds you dumb cunts, it's a game, doesn't mean shit, you must feel really fucking paranoid knowing in your house there are electric plugs that look like they have a little face ? Fuck off, there isn't a meaning in everything.
Think that's bad? The internet has loads of dragon porn (featuring either humanoid or quadruped dragons) created by illuminati-trained artists. The goal is to make us sexually lust over the reptoids.
Just say no to dragon porn.
TES argonians aren't even that hot. Don't get me wrong, I'd still bang one, but there's much more sexy designs imho.
Well I think the retard concentration on this board has hit critical mass.
You dun goofed. The Tsaesci match all the characteristics of reptilian overloads, and notice how they're always portrayed as superior to humans and mysterious.
I just watched Jupiter Rising, or Ascending, don't remember. Either way, nobody likes reptilians. If anything, the only thing I learned from the elder scrolls is to accept the Madgod as my lord and savior.
Hail Sheogorath, Purveyor of Cheese . Long may He reign.
I disagree with your theory, OP, but I appreciate the fact that you triggered all these basic bitch nasafags into an emotional reaction. Some of them are losing sleep right now. Most kekworthy.
As a side note, Darkeethus was a most loyal follower until I released him to go back to work in the mine.
TO OBLIVION AND BACK AS THEY SAY
Turns out there lizard people in a game called Everquest too
Wake the fuck up people ur all cattle
You are aware that argonians are generally considered like.. third-class citizens in the elder scrolls games, right? Not exactly the idea I would start painting if I wanted people to get used to lizardman overlords.
Everquest was basically copying Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall into a multiplayer game.
in Daggerfall, you had a furniture store (front for the Thieves Guild) with a character named Crow. In North Qeynos in Everquest, a bar is a front for the thieves guild there and who owns it? An NPC named Crow.
They even ripped a lot of sound effects and remixed a few songs. Not a coincidence. They simply took the TES and Lord of the Rings concepts and went further.
Argonian - Iksar
Khajiit - Vah Shir
Nord - Barbarian
Redguard - Erudite
Dark elf - Dark Elf
Wood elf - Wood Elf
High elf - High Elf
Hobbit - Halfling
Dwarf - Dwarf
etc. etc. etc.
Sure but it is not linear
Yes because I cannot be an aeronautic engineer and play elderscrolls of course
Don't be scared bitch see>>16944845
A sponge in a septic tank soaks up more than your brain can handle. I get it all, all the waste that you throw out and I burn as fuel.
>Who run Barter Town?