I'm 100% okay with this.
post yfw aliens are actually muslims
its highly unlikely that an alien species that didnt shape human evolution to look like themselves to look human. Aliens, intelligent or otherwise, would end up looking vastly different from humans
Implying they don't already.
Implying there aren't already millions of aliens--many who don't even know they're aliens--inhabiting this world.
Implying you yourself aren't one.
I'm one. I found out after the 4th time in my life I was hovering above the ground and have the ability to predict things before they happen and always be correct.
I can complete a whole chalice dungeon without touching my dick
So if you're always wrong..you predict what you think won't happen...except you'll be wrong that time too...so what happens is what you think wouldn't happen happens....fffffuuckkk.
na man aliens love earth cus its still developing in its perfect way right now
its gonna be a bitch in a billion years when the planet keep getting bigger and the ocean fills in the space in between contents by getting larger oceans by the liquid magma coming out to the surface slowly
basically the oceans are gonna be HUGE, way more than right now, which makes it a bitch to get from one content to the other manually
but again you''ll probably be dead WAY before that kid
That WASN'T how this thread was supposed to go.
SOMEONE was supposed to post an alien reaction pic in the first couple posts and then another anon would /thread it because nobody needs to explain a joke if everyone gets it.
YOU DID IT ALL WRONG, ALL OF UOY,.
>mfw I've been here too long and would still have to say it.
Kinda looks like a friend of mine.
I met this girl online then offline. Walrus tier, but beggars/choosers, you know? Skipping to the relevant bit- her pillow talk consisted of how haunted her house is, aura sruff, genetic experimentation and oh yeah...she's a witch...
I looked into those eyes and I saw half a reptile. Anyways, if aliens can take human form then she was one of them.