I am summoning up The Fairy Queen from the annals of /x/ to answer my call. Let us have a thread dedicated in her honor so that we may know her. I have a specific question for her but it is not something I can ask in public view of the mundanes.
speaking of girls of /x/
what ever happened to lette?
Anon , do you think this is gonna make her want to have sex with you? LOL hella beta af desu lad. Ayy fairy , I have a mystical wand that needs to be examined ;) teehee. Stay classy, toots.
Think carefully about the invitation you're about to extend in my direction.
>needs to be examined
That sounds serious. Very serious.
I bet I can win.
That's half the point.
Okay, would you be willing to email me if I put my email address on here or would you prefer I email you? I feel like we have mutual interests and could benefit each other through some discussion. Do you have skype?
Much appreciated, sweet cheeks. I feel bad, you can have your thread back OP. Tch , nothing personnel
I have Skype but not a Skype name. It's not a riddle or anything, it just doesn't exist in this time period so I can't use it or even give people a way to add me in advance.
But you REALLY should concern yourself with the following term: "Privatized subspace." I'm pleased you want to contact me privately, but you should recognize the inherent risk involved.
If you want mutually beneficial discussion we can do it here in public.
I don't get it.
Of course, we are all writers of our own fate in our subjective realities but I'm asking you in good faith to not miss this alignment in our realities. I have been looking for you in time I will not mention here. Grant me some small audience.
>No. Why would I?
You posted multiple paragraphs regarding the issue of you being able to grant magickal allowance on a thread you, yourself, started. Cmon, I know you remember that.
Well how do you talk to physical beings? By phone? I'm pursuing a route you yourself said was dangerous and you keep side-stepping as if you do not know what fate, kindness, or curiousity is. Help me out here, 'Queen'.
>Sounds like you don't know anything about me
>I don't even remember where I left my memories.
You're making my point for me. Please initiate some sort of contact where we can talk more. You need some sort of Rose of Remembrance.
>It feels very powerful, like it's compelling me towards it. It's so unusual though.
What is this? Oberon and Titania? You surely can see this interaction from the responses it yields from you... I would hope.
Fate is an idea that comes up every so often when it's supposedly needed most.
Kindness is a luxury that is obviously in very short supply in the modern world.
And curiosity... Well. You know what they say about curiosity.
I'd help you if you weren't busy gnawing.
apparently a roleplayer who can't remember her own posts, is helplessly infatuated by the phallus, and isn't intelligent enough to use email.
>Please initiate some sort of contact where we can talk more.
Earlier in this thread I warned another anon about extending invitations. Why would you invite me to "some sort of" anything? Have the words, "Be careful what you wish for," never crossed your eyes? Do you think I talk using words? Do you think you'll be able to speak just because you've learned a language or two or three? Can humanity ever save you from me if you're the one that put it all in motion? Where do you expect to find a man willing to help you out of a sticky situation if they learn that YOU sought a deal with ME first?
There's a reason fairies are hard to find, let alone contact. God forbid you'd seek a contract.
>Rose of Remembrance
Another anon offered me something like that awhile ago in another thread. It didn't seem like they were actually gonna do anything though.
This is a sensitive ritual, stop trying to interrupt.
I am! It's me!
>It didn't seem like they were actually gonna do anything though.
I'm not seeking a contract with you. I'm trying to get you to see reason and contact those that have been commissioned to help you. I'm not going to discuss your situation or personal details so that anybody on /x/ can latch onto you. If you really don't want the help of people who you yourself have helped then what can one do? You didn't leave your memories with /x/, you left them with those you knew would still be around regardless of time and space. I can't help you if you don't want to listen. You'd come around but then you'd be the one searching for your old friends.
If I can just... Work my way... Over...
Ah-ha! Gotcha! All I had to do what stop filling my hands with magic so I could reattach them. I don't know who activated this wand's magic, but it's a wonderful prank. I've fixed it so it'll only work when you try to cast something with it.
It'll still find its way to the hands of magical beings but it won't detach them unless the caster willingly picks it up.
I appreciate your assistance, having a defective wand was tormenting me. It always seems to find its way into magical hands.
I have no idea what you are talking about, friend :)
>commissioned to help you
Oh. Well why didn't you say so? I didn't know I'd hired anyone to help me. What did I offer you? I'm still not in touch with my memories so you'll have to fill me in on the finer points.
>you left them with those you knew would still be around regardless of time and space
That sounds like something I would do. Did I know you in my memory? How did we meet?
If it's private keep it so, but I assume your already knew that if I left anything sensitive in your hands.
But what about this wand I'm hol—Ohhh. I get the analogy now. Is THIS what that Bloodhound Gangs song was about? Is that how all their songs work?
Yes it has that effect. It's enchanted so that... Oh.
Did you make an enchanted artifact JUST for the innuendo?
I trust you on that, I just don't know how to get any email from here. I wish I had my memories... They usually have all answers for me.
If I registered a name on live.com at that point in history, it would open a possibility for conflicts with other continuities that could evolve into irreconcilable differences over the course of what you call eternity. I'd be taking a reserved resource from any entity that wished to use it for some sort of purpose "not otherwise specified." NOS is not a weakness I can afford at the nodes bordering your present chronological formats.
To speak nothing of the politics of having ever done such a thing.
4chan lets me maintain identity without allocating resources uniquely to myself.
I can see why.
>If I registered a name on live.com at that point in history, it would open a possibility for conflicts with other continuities that could evolve into irreconcilable differences over the course of what you call eternity. I'd be taking a reserved resource from any entity that wished to use it for some sort of purpose "not otherwise specified." NOS is not a weakness I can afford at the nodes bordering your present chronological formats.
And this, boys and girls, is what crazy sounds like.
Wow. Just wow. If you are a fairy queen and not a delusional teenage girl, which I think you most definitely are, why are you making contact with mankind through an obscure board on 4chan and not using your magical talent to contact an individual you wish to meet separately? I think its cause you're full of shit, fairies don't exist love, you need medication, please seek help.
PS. Don't use your circular reasoning to explain why you can't use your "magic" to contact people, cause again, that's bullshit.
That's it, were sick of seeing you everywhere. You are to leave this board and never come back. If you do something bad is going to happen within your family and within your life. Whether you heed my warning is up to you, your choice.
Sorry to break your train of logic but this whole thread was a tripfag trap. Inb4 samefag but he's pretty good at getting them to show their true colors, i fucking hate tripfags too.
I'm insulted by your WalMart quality bait,
and hay,why is there so many trolls?
you think thay would pick a less common troll to toll
You know sometimes i wonder if rpers are just really bored or if there's some neckbeard prancing around in his basement screaming Privatized subspace and waving his dick around like a magic wand.