It's been a while since we had one of these, and I'm an idiot who didn't save any. Feeling up for some old school style, y?
Ganymede always fits pretty well.
More modern, and there is some boobs, but most of the pics of Ganymede, Zeus is in eagle form.
the devil's expression in the background get's me every time.
Would some stuff by Touko Laaksonen be appropriate here? It's not exactly classical, but their work is considered to be some of the first gay cartoons
William Adolphe Bouguereau - Dante And Virgil In Hell
Does this count...
I am going to share a story that is fucking important to me, so any of you dipshit mother fucka bitches get any ideas on fucking making fun o' meh shit then GTFO.
I am a boy btw. When I was 12 years old I got interested in the art of fucking. I did many things normal 12 years olds do, including but not limited to fapping to hardcore porn, group banging, and raping any animal I could find.
Despite all this shit, I was sexually attracted to chocolate. It's a rare case called cocoasexual and I was in the closet. One day my mom bought me some chocolate cause I always told I wanted some o that shit. So, when she left, I started passionanatly raping the shit.
I took off all my fucking clothes and then took off the chocolates wrapper. I then shoved the entire bar up meh fucking ass.
"HARDER, HARDER!!!! FUCK ME HARDER DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKING DIP SHIT BITCH ASS MOTHA FUCKA!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.
I could tell the chocolate was enjoying it, so I went harder. Yes, yes, harder...... So hard I think I broke something.
Then my mom walked in without knocking. (The bitch.) and I cummed all over that mother fucka. She screamed. But then she saw me fucking the chocolate.
Turns out she was a closet cocoasexual too. I put the chocolate in my ass and she got naked. She then put the other side of the chocolate in her virginia. She both started fucking the chocolate hard.
10 long hours later, we were done. Cum and everything was all over the fucking chocolate. So we just put it in its wrapper for another day and got our clothes back on.
When my dad got home, he saw the chocolate on my desk and stole it. He then FUCKING ATE THE SHIT! I think he got pregnant.
So one question.... Is being cocoasexual normal? Was..was any of this normal? Any more cocoasexual bitches out there?
I have a bunch of crappy photos I took at the Louvre!
(This is now a Greek & Italian Sculpture thread)
God damn look at that booty. The Greeks knew what was up.
This guy at the end of that hall tho
Theres a lack of St. Sebastian here
Early Greeks saw big cocks as brutish and animalistic, definitely not within their aesthetic ideals, and odds weren't great on a protruding dick surviving later Christian cultural mores.
So on these gorgeous marble sculptures? Your odds aren't good.
I thought they came to link hard cocks with navigation and they were frequently used as signposts on roads for people coming/going. (Though yeah you're right a lot of them got vandalized)
The wiki got a little TLDR but I did remember priapus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
It's gratifying that other people knew about that in particular. Makes me feel less weird about it.
I have a question. Is there any straight up ancient male/male erotica? Stuff that is so blatantly assfucking you can't even deny it by calling it art? I think there must be but it would be less famous for obvious reasons.
egypt depiction is probably oldest that I listed, it's also extremely blatant.
"oh fuck this rock is hard ow"
"can't keep my balance"
"this is why I fly everywhere"
"auugh what's touching my junk fuck this the ground sucks"
"hold on bro, I'm just a lowly snake but I'll save you from falling >:("
Renoir. Recently saw this painting in person and the description with it noted that it was "uncomfortable" to look at because of the suggestive nature. Apparently the art historian can't handle boy butts.