Old thread maxed again, let's make a new one.
All I have is GamKar. Sorry peeps.
I found most of the GamKar on Tumblr
Sorry I don't have much but could we get some John? Something about those teeth man
This needs more... I'm gonna try to revive it.
Shit ain't canon. And /y/ is for yaoi, not hermaphrodites. Take that crap to /d/,
Its not even the tentacle dicks that annoy me because I can appreciate xeno dicks. Its the fucking vaginas. Trolls have been pretty heavily implied to have balls, a thousand times more so than this hermaphrodite fanon based on nothing. Why the fuck is it in 95% of troll porn goddamn it.
if something i post is already in this thread i'm mighty sorry. not really paying attention.
Features of troll anatomy include the bone bulge, stem, nook, cartilage nub, lobe stem, chitinous windhole, protein chute, squawk blister, auricular sponge clots, think pan, autoerogenous shame globe, ganderbulbs, hear ducts, torso pillar, and rumble spheres among others.
that is taken DIRECTLY from the wiki
If you put even a little attention to the context of when those were said its pretty clear that theyre just a weirdly descriptive equivalent of human parts. In case you havent noticed, thats been a running joke since they were fucking introduced. The only thing thats been implied is that bulges are equivalent of dicks and that they differ from human ones in some way.
im adding some too bc why not
Karkat didn't specify refer to females when he said that, it was obviously just an expression.
Either way this whole bullshit was long buried in the ground by Aranea when she said their biological reproduction was bisexual, meaning they have two separate sexes and therefore aren't hermaphrodites. But alas the fanon bandwagon has its fingers stuck up its ears.
They never got added to the comic, but at some point someone started putting animal ears and tails on the kids, particularly John and Dave, and then it just sort of blossomed from there.
reproductive relationships are exclusively heterosexual, and for trolls they are 8isexual
this means babies can be made by girl/girl boy/boy or boy/girl pairs. Meaning BOTH genders have nooks and bonebulges
See, this is the kind of thing that pisses me off so much about pervasive fanon; people assuming it's 100% concrete canon when it's not. Yeah sure, they both have nooks, considering it was more than likely a synonym for asshole.
And she was talking in scientific terms, you moron. Sex =/= gender. If they both had the same parts and therefore only one sex she would have said that reproductive relationships were hermaphroditic or monosexual or something along those lines, not clearly outlining two distinct sexes.
yes but she also said that humans were heterosexual. and yes that IS in scientific terms meaning Male/Female but that doesn't change that Bisexual is referring to both.
also I am NOT a moron. I am WELL aware that sex=/= gender seeing as I am gender fluid
Also here is some GHB/Signless
Thanks for proving my point? If she had been referring to gender humans would also technically have "bisexual reproduction" in the exact same way you're justifying your flimsy troll headcanon by saying she meant gender, keeping trans people in mind. Saying otherwise is being fucking inconsistent. Given that she was referring to SEX, and SEXUAL REPRODUCTION, bisexual in this case is referring to two different sexes which would require distinct sexual differences. Someone having long hair, wearing skirts and using female pronouns has jack fucking shit to do in a discussion about biological reproduction.
Look, I don't care what shitty headcanon you have. You can headcanon that they have Davy Jones' face between their legs for all I care. Just stop fucking acting like a smug piece of shit and like it's given canon when it was pulled from someone's ass and there's FAR more in the comic to prove it wrong.
I'm kinda done with the argument anyways.
here is some more GHB and Sign
"8ut first it 8ears pointing out that while for humans reproductive relationships are exclusively heterosexual, and for trolls they are 8isexual"
Here she is stating that humans reproduce only in heterosexual relationships ie male/female. Trolls reproduce bisexually ie male/male male/female female/female This proves that there are two different genders. However, this also proves that males MUST have a female breeding organ like a vagina aka nook (and similarly that females must have a male breeding organ like a penis aka bulge w/e). The only sense I make of this is that they are all hermaphrodites that have separate gender identities.
are you guys forgetting about the bucket guy(imperial drone)? i allways got the feeling that they put their reproductive fluids in the bucket and shit, so i dont know if they even grow babies in their stomach and that might be why it doesnt make a diffrence whether they are male or female...
Having reproductive fluids doesn't mean that all trolls have the same anatomy. I don't know if you were implying that. Since human females have discharge I just took troll female discharge to contain genetic material and not just be lubricant like it is for humans.
Worth noting, they are kind of based off of insects, and the matriorb is basically an egg...so maybe that's why trolls have evolved to need a mothergrub to reproduce, since she's the only one that lays eggs.
Female trolls have breasts, therefore their sex organs are different from males. That must mean that trolls are not hermaphroditic (at the basest of levels). That's my thought process basically.
polite sage for a "two cents" post with no image
You're way more fucking annoying. As long as people are posting porn they can have a relevant discussion about dicks. You're not obligated to read the text.
Here is a humorous one that is HUMANSTUCK so I know its safe
also I found these on tumblr but I ended up renaming them cause when I put them in my folder the wouldn't stay in order. witch was really annoying
I got this comic from tumblr but renames the files so the comic would be in order in my folder
It's the fucking board rules, dipshit.
rules for the y board not including the global rules
/y/ - Yaoi
1.All yaoi, unless otherwise noted, is allowed. This includes bara.
2.This board is for animated content only. Images depicting "real" people will be removed.
and that was it so where is the" no pussys rule"
Yaoi means dudes. They can have differently shaped dicks, but they have to be clearly male. If that post wasnt against the rules it wouldnt have been deleted.
For the exact same reason futanari goes in /d/ instead of /h/, guys with vaginas should go on /d/ too. There is plenty of homestuck art without "nooks." Post those here, and if youre still starving for cuntboys make a separate thread on /d/.
actually as it turns out they made a new board specifically for western cartoons, and such. and its kinda everything yaoi, yuri straight so maybe we should just post homestuck there
most of the content is straight or yuri though